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Funny Friendship Quotes

Funny friendship quotes are a great and inspiring way to send a bit of humour to your friends. With our great selection of funny friendship quotes you can pick the perfect quote that you can copy and send to your friend or friends via e-mail or even add it to a birthday or anniversary card.

Funny friendship quotes can help lighten the mood the whole year round, so we hope you enjoy reading our funny friendship quotes.

 

1. A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer

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2. There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. - Benjamin Franklin

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3. Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

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4. An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body. - Jim Hayes

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5. Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice. - Author Unknown

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6. Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one. - C.S. Lewis

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7. One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim. - George Carlin

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8. Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them. - Edwin Arlington Robinson

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9. We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of liking our friends. - P.D. James

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10. The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people. - Gilbert K. Chesterton

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11. I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street. - Virginia Woolf

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12. A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling. - Arthur Brisbane

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13. A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! - Doug Larson

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14. I'm your best friend, you just don't know that yet. - Author Unknown

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15. When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.' - Author Unknown

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16. The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist. - Aaron Machado

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17. I notice my wife when she's on the phone with her friends, man they will share every animate details of their lives with each other. See men once we become friends with another man we may never say another word to him, unless there's valuable information that needs to be exchanged. Things like "Hey Jim, your shirt's on fire." - Jeff Foxworthy

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18. Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

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19. You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog. - Harry S. Truman

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20. You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence J. Peter


 

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